Pleasantly plump

September 02, 2007 01:17 am

— Pleasantly plump

Mississippi recently claimed the distinction of having the largest number of people who are fat, finally attaining the ultimate distinction of completing the famous “laid-back” triad, already having been recognized as the most “dumb and happy” (I’m from Mississippi and I resemble this remark).

Armond “Si” Simmons
Pell City, Ala.