Published: June 29, 2009 11:24 pm      

Obituary of common sense

Today we mourn the loss of our dear friend, Common Sense. He was preceded by his good friends, Ben Franklin, Abe Lincoln, Dwight Eisenhower and Ronald Wilson Reagan, great leaders that were loved and respected. Common Sense is survived by several elected nitwits and demwits; space in this column will not allow me to list them all.

The time has come for American Revolution. This Revolution will be won when enough Americans rebel against the lies that are being told by those in power. Lies such as the idea that we can’t look at the past to learn about the future, that our founding principles are outdated, or that only those in power know what’s best.

If you can improve on this statement, let me hear from you (PO BOX 367, Collinsville, MS, 39325).